Me: God, can I ask you a question?
「上帝，我可以問您一個問題嗎？」
GOD: Sure!
「當然可以!」
Me: Promise me...you won't get mad.
「答應我...您不要生氣。」
GOD: I promise!
「我保證!」
Me: Why did you let so much stuff happen to me
today?
「為什麼您今天讓很多不好的事物都發生在我身上？」
GOD: What do you mean?
「你這是什麼意思？」
Me: Well, I woke up late.
「是這樣的，我睡過頭了。」
GOD: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed
this morning, I had to send one of my angels
to battle him for your life, I let you sleep
through that.
「讓我想想，因為早上有一個死亡天使曾在你的床上，
而我也曾派遣我的一個天使去為你的生活和它戰鬥，
所以才讓你在這場戰鬥中熟睡。」
Me: OH!
「哦!」
Me: My car took forever to start.
「我花了好些時間才能發動我的車子。」
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was
a drunk driver on your route that would have
hit you if you were on the road.
「我沒有讓你的車啟動，是因為有一個醉酒司機在你
每天經過的路上，若你如常上路，他就會撞到你。」
Me: (ashamed)
「慚愧」
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as
I picked up a call.
「在回家途中，手機就壞了，我剛好要接一通打來的
電話。」
GOD: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was
calling was going to give false witness about
what you said on that call, I didn't even let
you talk to them so you would be covered.
「你的手機剛好壞了，因為有個人要透過電話做你的
虛假證人，我不讓你和他交談就不會被牽連其中，
你也受到了保護。」
Me: I see God!
「我明白了...上帝!」
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home, I
just want to soak my feet in new foot massager
& relax, But it wouldn't work! Nothing went
right today! Why did you do that?
「結束掉所有手頭上的事回到家時，當我正要使用新的
足部按摩機放鬆，卻一直無法啟動！今天我沒有一樣
事情是好的，為什麼您要這樣做？」
GOD: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage
that was going to throw out all of the power
in your house tonight, I didn't think you
wanted to be in the dark.
「噢! 那個足部按摩機它有一個短缺會在今晚造成你家
跳電，我不覺得你會希望今晚在一片漆黑中度過。」
Me: I'm Sorry! God!
「抱歉!上帝!」
GOD: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me..in All
things, the Good & the bad.
「不用對不起，你只要學著信任我...好的壞的...
都在這所有事情裡。」
Me: I will trust you.
「我將會信任您的。」
GOD: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is
always better than your plan.
「不要懷疑你的每一天，我的計劃永遠都比你的計劃
更好。」
Me: I won't, God...let me just tell you, Thank you
for Everything today.
「我不會了，上帝...我只想對您說，謝謝您今天所有
安排的。」
GOD: You're welcome son, It was just another day
being your God and I Love looking after
my children.
「你別客氣，孩子!今天只成為你的神的另一天，往後
我的愛將一直眷顧著我的孩子。」
